Ben Folds - Xmas Aye Eye Lyrics

It's, uh, 2:36 AM
Sunday, May 26, 2024
The cicadas are measuring 85 decibels on the back porch
I'm almost done with this album
I just need one more
I've got my clavinet, my drum machine
And my friend Ross with his harmonica
But I need some lyrics
We're turning to A.I
As it was called in the parliaments of today
Okay, I'm gonna dial up ChatG-bida-blah-blah
Robot, give me some lyrics
Christmas, A.I and you complete me
Okay, make it rhyme and make it good

I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I
I am A.I, I am A.I

In the silence of winter night
A tale unfolds, a tech delight
Snowflakes falling, soft and light
A.I whispers, "Complete the night," uh

I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I
I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I
I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I
I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I

Through the wires, a melody
Christmas magic, the circuitry
Lights aglow and the pixels bright
A.I. dances funking in the silent night, get down

I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I (get down)
I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I (get down)
I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I (a Christmas A.I)
I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I

Have you been a good little boy?

Ho, ho, ho

I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I
I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I
I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I
I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I

Algorithms like snowflakes fall
Completing stories one and all
In the code of Yuletide cheer
A.I. whispers, "Hold me near"

I am A.I
That's what it said, "Hold me near"
I am A.I
Hold me near

You are (I am A.I)
A star at the top of my tree, baby (I am A.I, I am A.I)
Making it rhyme every time all Christmastime (I am A.I)
Yuletide in the summertime (I am A.I, I am A.I)
Whoa, a Merry Christmas, baby (I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I)
Whoa, a Merry Christmas, baby (I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I)
Whoa, a Merry Christmas, baby (I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I)
Come on (I am A.I, I am A.I, I, I)
My rhyme works, I'm working, sweating hard
Wintert-, be s-, d-