Ben Larson - Fake Flex Lyrics

Every time I flex boy it's a lie
Say I got stacks but I can't afford no pizza pie
Can't say I even wanna dignify my actions
In fact empty is my money supply
I'm a Soundcloud rapper I get paid in hate
I chose this way I determined my fate
Counting my cash brings pain every day
Takes no time I don't got any

Whoa I'm flexing but I don't got any money
I'm flexing but I don't got any money
Bro this isn't for the song it isn't funny
I spent it all on food and I'm feeling like a dummy
Whoa I'm flexing but I don't got any money
I'm flexing but I don't got any money
Oh a sticky situation like it's honey
I'm currently in debt from the IRS I'm running

That is what we call lit (Ooh)
I'm tryna cop a new fit (Bars)
Full Adidas if I can afford it
Headed to the store yeah I'm kinda looking forward to it (Gosh darn!)
Hold up yo I forgot I was broke
I got no money in my pockets and my wallet's a joke
My bank account is a hoax but I flex like I'm Baroque
I said who want the smoke my eyes are open I'm woke
Hey man it could be harder
We could live in a country where it's customary to barter
I pull up like a bachelor hop in my whip an Acura
1999 TL Ben Larson that guy he fell
Deeper into debt I bet he couldn't pay the bill
Even while I'm sick I'm ill please sir could you spare a mill
Pass the Advil looking forward it's downhill
What will I leave you in my will apparently it's nill
The IRS is catching up to me
They got the audacity to say "sup" to me uuuggh
Kids look up to me
'cause I'm 6'7" with a ruptured spleen
I'm not even tryna be cool the cops stop be cool
Who is it the look for idiot it's me fool
I wasn't always a felon I had money once
Only once you thought it lasted that's a funny one
Spent that on a Gucci hat made of leather
'twas an Ikea idea it wasn't put together
Now i'm doomed like I'm headed past the Nether
Whether you like it or not it's bad weather
Can't you see being poor does suck
I'm on the floor crying and I look up it's Joe Biden
He says "tough luck" but I'm not buying it
Get it 'cause I'm not buying anything

Whoa I'm flexing but I don't got any money
I'm flexing but I don't got any money
Bro this isn't for the song it isn't funny
I spent it all on food and I'm feeling like a dummy
Whoa I'm flexing but I don't got any money
I'm flexing but I don't got any money
Oh a sticky situation like it's honey
I'm currently in debt from the IRS I'm running

Iconic like the first line of the verse it's ironic
And I'm digging through your purse while at Sonic
I wanna meal but I feel bad asking you for cash
So I'll steal there's a deal so I'll try and save you
Money hold up you got stacks in here
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you got racks in here
Upper class American distribute the wealth
I don't fast I gotta eat to replenish my health
So I order with stealth better luck next time
Crispy Tender Dinner I'm partaking in flex time
It's a success I'm fueling my insides
Breaking down molecules call me an enzyme
It's unfortunate I haven't been so fortunate
I haven't found my fortune yet but I'm also not an orphan yet
Poor Ben yes I could use your pity
My bank account is empty I could use a buck fitty

Whoa I'm flexing but I don't got any money
I'm flexing but I don't got any money
Bro this isn't for the song it isn't funny
I spent it all on food and I'm feeling like a dummy
Whoa I'm flexing but I don't got any money
I'm flexing but I don't got any money
Oh a sticky situation like it's honey
I'm currently in debt from the IRS I'm running

Whoa I'm flexing but I don't got any money
I'm flexing but I don't got any money
Bro this isn't for the song it isn't funny
I spent it all on food and I'm feeling like a dummy
Whoa I'm flexing but I don't got any money
I'm flexing but I don't got any money
Oh a sticky situation like it's honey
I'm currently in debt