Get yourself a razor
And take a good look in the mirror
Doppelgangers all over town
Your own mother couldn't spot you in a crowd now, no how.
And the girls that you try to kiss
They say "Hey... yeah. It's a deal breaker"
They don't like the way that it feels
They say "Hey... yeah. It's a deal breaker"
Do yourself a favor
And take a good look in the mirror
Barbers in the east end of town
Are you picking up what I'm putting down, now?
And the girls that you try to kiss
They say "Hey... yeah. It's a deal breaker"
They don't like the way that it feels
They say "Hey... yeah. It's a deal breaker"
When the girls say, "you look weird"
Just shave your beard
Want those bachelor days to disappear?
Just shave your beard
Just shave your beard
Just shave your beard
Just shave your beard