I met you and my heart skipped a measure I realise it was high blood pressure
Now I've got to stop wearing such tight leather when you know you're right
You're full of scorpio tonight we'll have a telephone fight over horoscope tripe
I'm even quieter than I was before now that my phone don't ring no more
I'll be sure to get rid of your number but you still have mine
I didn't change the line remember our star signs never did align
We was having fun yeah we was having fun we was having fun half the time
I wanna tell her I've got something to give her I've never been much of a great gift giver
Now I know I've gotta take better care of my liver I got my blood work back
Everyone was out of whack I gotta stay on track lately I've been slack
Colour me in and then cut me out you're wondering what I was about
It was my big nose and my big mouth I've got a broken heart defibrillate to start
A floating shopping cart in a waterpark