Billy Connolly - The Evil Scotsman Lyrics

If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face
i'm a mean motherf*cker,
i was born that way,
and just because i wear a skirt don't think i'm f*ckin' gay.

Cause i'm an evil scotsman,
and Jimmy is my name,
i'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
and causing pain is my game.

Now if your a woman,
married or not,
al take all your kit off and i'll dive in your mot,
i'll take your legs and spread them wide,
and then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,

i'm an evil scotsman,
and My name is Jock
and the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" cock,

Yes i'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock

i've got one hand in my pocket
and i'm playing with my 10" cock

i don't care where you come from,
if your big or your small,
i've fought the best,
and i beat them all.
If your english or irish,
you wont have to die,
but if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye.

i'm an evil scotsman,
and Jock is my name,
if you don't like the rules don't play the f*ckin' game,
yes, i'm an evil Scotsman
my name is Jock!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" cock.

OH Yeah,
F*cker,
Wankers,
Knob Heads.
Thankyou.
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ADDED BY ~DEBBIE~