Bitch Animal - Drag King Bar Lyrics

Drag King Bar

well I was bored with the lesbian scene

I told myself I gotta find another thing

so I strapped on my boots

and I walked down the street

and I rolled right in to the local d.k.b.

(drag king bar, that is)



when I walked in at quarter to eight

well I thought that I might be straight

at the drag kind bar last night

it's unlike me to look at boys

when the girls are packing toys

I can dig that scene all right



then across the bar

he played the air guitar

and mouthed those words real sexy

it was then that I surely knew

that this one would be a two

if I played my cards just right



well I was drunk and I was bored

and he was cute so I was lured

at the drag king bar last night

where all the boys are really girls

and the fags whip out their pearls

at the drag king bar last night



then at a quarter to ten

he scoped me again

and drank his beer so sexy

it was then that I surely knew

that this one would be a two

by the end of the night tonight



then he used the line that works everytime

he said hey is this seat taken?

I said no he said let's go

I said where I don't care

I'm a scorpio

take me home right now



then at a quarter to twelve

as I began to delve

into that drag king last night

well my thoughts were so strange

boy my luck sure had changed

I was queen to the king last night