It's a short time affair
You're my children's au-pair
But I just couldn't bear
[Both:]
To keep my hands off you
[Bjork:]
I was barely eighteen
What you did was obscene
But to me it felt clean
[Both:]
What else was I to do?
[Tony Ferrino:]
The memory still lingers
You're cooking the kids fish-fingers
And ironing
[Bjork:]
Each morning you'd come down
In your paisley dressing gown
Then you sing
And the yearning started for a short-time affair
[Tony Ferrino:]
No intention to stray
[Bjork:]
I was caught in your snare
[Tony Ferrino:]
But my wife was awake
[Bjork:]
It was so debonaire
[Tony Ferrino:]
So I thought what the heck
[Both:]
I knew I couldn't resist
[Tony Ferrino:]
It was a short time affait
[Bjork:]
You're the man you're the boss
[Tony Ferrino:]
When I find you right there
[Bjork:]
Like the father I lost
[Tony Ferrino:]
Clean our silver-ware
[Bjork:]
So to hell with the cost
[Both:]
Right then at once we kissed
[Bjork:]
You took me to the kitchen, you're hands kinda started twitchin', felt so shy
[Tony Ferrino:]
Nothing could stop what followed, lucky for me you swallowed
[Bjork:]
I know it's all over now
[Tony Ferrino:]
Try to be strong somehow
[Bjork:]
I start a brand new life
[Tony Ferrino:]
Please, please don't tell my wife
[Bjork:]
I won't stop loving you
[Tony Ferrino:]
Please, please don't tell my wife
[Bjork:]
Au revoir, ciao, auf wiedersehen
[Tony Ferrino:]
We must never meet again
[Bjork:]
Short time affair, heeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooooooo
[Tony Ferrino:]
Short time affair , eeeeee oooooooooooo