Black & Broke - Sandwiches Lyrics

I like the classics like cheese and bologna
White bread, mayonnaise, and tomato that's so me
Ham, maybe turkey, but never pepperoni
You say you've got the perfect sandwich, well show me
I hit up subway, gotta get it my way
5 dollar footlong plus drink and chips, okay
Spice it up, chipotle, little salt and pepper
No pickles, no onions, but a few green peppers
I step up to the counter and I'm looking through my wallet
$6.29 and I'm hoping that I got it
Was gonna pay with credit card, but i just couldn't find it
Had a five and two singles they was just chilling in my pocket
So I slip the girl my seven bucks, on my way I be
I've got cheese baked lays and large iced tea
I'm so famished just my sandwich and me
Bread, meat, cheese, vegetables, ooh wee

I like to eat sandwiches
I like to eat sandwiches
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I like to eat sandwiches
I like to eat sandwiches
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Today I woke up I was hungry as a mug
I open up the 'frigerator, Sunny D, chug a lug
And, to my surprise, like did I just see
Mommy must have bought me some more salami
From the market, so I get the fixins out for my masterpiece
My sister talking 'bout, "You gotta make one for me"
No i don't, you can make a Hot Pocket
You thought that you was getting my sandwich? Stop it
Now what else can go between my wheat bread
Roast beef was the first thing that came to head
Check the expiration date, make sure my bread isn't old
(Where the mustard at?) We like to keep it nice and cold
Get the lettuce and tomato 'fore the fridge door close
One bite for me, one bite for the bros
Roast beef, salami sandwiches, had ten of those
They sure was good, and now everybody knows that

I like to eat sandwiches
I like to eat sandwiches
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I like to eat sandwiches
I like to eat sandwiches
Oh, oh, oh, oh

I've got mustard and mayo coming out my pores
I've got every condiment on my refrigerator door
I keep two cabinets stocked one with wheat and one with white
I eat sandwiches every hour on the hour every night
I like turkey, ham, roast beef and salami,
Bacon, steak-um, grilled cheese, and pastrami
But man, nothing else would make my day
Like B-O-L-O-G-N-Aye

I like to eat sandwiches
I like to eat sandwiches
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I like to eat sandwiches
I like to eat sandwiches
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I like to eat sandwiches
I like to eat sandwiches
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Get in the kitchen