Arrogant incompetent, mind as sharp as rust
You're a lazy, scheming narcissist, about to bite the dust
Instead of leading capably, you tried to bong Big Ben
Obsessed deporting immigrants, who tried to save our friends
Never trust a Tory
An old man said to me
They'll shirk and twist, turn and lie
Avoid reality
Never trust a Tory
They're not like you and me
Rather see us suffering
In abject poverty
Like a deer in headlights, you froze, then ran away
A feckless, scheming fantasist, preferring economy
Couldn't find it in your heart, to help society
Take it on the chin, Clark Kent
Enjoy your G&T
Virus spread, through your neglect
So many people died
Mealy-mouthed commentary
Perpetuated lies
Turgid Tory wannabes, our nation cries
Scotland has rejected you, since 1955
Never trust a Tory
An old man said to me
They'll shirk and twist, turn and lie
Avoid reality
Never trust a Tory
They're not like you and me
Rather see us suffering
In abject poverty
Scotland rise