Don't you disrespect me little man
Don't you derogate or deride
You're in my world now, not your world
And I got friends on the other side
He's got friends on the other side
Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please
I can read your future, I can change it around some too
I'll look deep into your heart and soul
Make your wildest dreams come true
I got voodoo, I got hoodoo
I got things I ain't even tried
And I got friends on the other side
He's got friends on the other side
The cards, the cards, the cards will tell
The past, the present, and the future as well
The cards, the cards, just take three
Take a little trip into your future with me
Now you, young man are from across the sea
You come from two long lines of royalty
Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low
You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough
Mom and dad cut you off, huh, playboy?
Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitching ties you down
You just want to be free, hop from place to place
But freedom takes green
It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need
And when I looked into your future it's the green that I see
Shake my hand, come on boys
Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Transformation central!
Reformation central!
Transmogrification central!
Can you feel it?
You're changing, you're changing, you're changing alright
And I hope you're satisfied
But if you ain't, don't blame me
You can blame my friends on the other side
You got what you wanted
But you lost what you had
You got what you wanted
But you lost what you had