BLP KOSHER - Champagne Humor Lyrics

Life gave me lemons, I can't propose, but she can take my rin'
Chosen cologne, I know they smell me, rollin' in their grave
The obstacles I hopped, was f*ck Denny's, just like I'm Johnny Dang
Shiesty beat the pac, like, who's your daddy? He was Rasin' Cain'
Glock give a opp back shots, the chop from Notre Dame
Shiesty died, they thought it was over, but now they know his name
Sippin' Pinot noir I'm a chimp but I'm still in pain
I was buckin' Arizona teas tryna jack the chain

I could daft punk him you up all night to get lucky
I feel like yak I'm in that yota chewin' on my mup
F*ck it Imma flush him you would think that joe the plumber
Played rugby I feel like lucki on the stage how I tune them up
My pockets stay on probiotics all I do is get cheese
Yo bitch a gnat that hoe a dodo bird I ain't tryna greeze
I was eatin' cup a noodles now it's vietnamese
I edit shit like I'm Denise send the clip back to Greece
I'ma let the beat breathe a lil piece ay I leave the beat deceased
You fold on me like origami I ain't even crease
They only tryin' to take a piece I'm tryna make the peace
Ayy, Wadddlllttt this Glock came from Paris the opps green but my French crueler
Ayy, bake a cracka ass with that lead ruler
She ain't text me back now she callin' tryin' to throw that Cooter
Jit days hunchin' on a tutor, tryna f*ck a cougar
Man that shit was never bout the money but we met at lucre
He do walk downs with that lil stick they know the kid super
Bear false witness don't love one flip the Uber
Glock came with a razor I'm a skater but I'll rip the scooter
Shooters with me at the waterfront, and we eatin' at Shooter's
Emo bitch blood get her wet and I'll be dammed Hoover
Dwellin' on the past buyin' presents listenin' to future
Shit get rowdy don't rebel we don't do computers
They were crackin' Jew jokes bad sense of humor
I'll spin a Cracka block I don't do bloopers
Yah I'm a big dreidel you a f*ckin' loser
Bus stop 14 penny board cruiser
Now I skrrt the black truck and it's just a cruiser
Sweet hunk Mack truck call the dang movers
And I got it on my own watch how I maneuver
Me and mofwea surfin' don't believe the rumors
I'm a hybrid I don't ask for shit I'm a non consumer
Clips send him to the moon man that shit lunar
I'm gettin' fueled with my Z like this damn producer
Shows in the 6 touchin' Canadian maple
Big gold Star of David no star spangle
I'm goin' dumb manic Monday like the Bangles
Hop up out the whip with that lil' toolie, I don't never dangle

Life gave me lemons, I can't propose, but she can take my rin'
Chosen cologne, I know they smell me, rollin' in their grave
The obstacles I hopped, was f*ck Denny's, just like I'm Johnny Dang
Shiesty beat the pac, like, who's your daddy? He was Rasin' Cain'
Glock give a opp back shots, the chop from Notre Dame
Shiesty died, they thought it was over, but now they know his name
Sippin' Pinot noir I'm a chimp but I'm still in pain
I was buckin' Arizona teas tryna jack the chain