GOT A BRIGHT AND SHINY ROLLS ROYCE...GOT A HEALTH SPA IN MY CRIB
TASTY VIEWS ACROSS GREAT OCEANS, GETTING LAUGHS WHEN I ADLIB
I'M A RAPPER, I'M OUTSPOKEN, LIVIN' WAY PAST HAND TO MOUTH
I'M A ROCK STAR AND A POET, LOTS OF FANS FROM NORTH TO SOUTH
I'M THE DEVIL IN THE BEDROOM WHEN MY ANGELS GIVE IT UP
GOT A LOVER WHO'S TOO CRAZY WHEN I'M NOT NUTS ENOUGH
SHE'S AN ACTRESS AND A MODEL, AN EVERLASTING TEEN
I'M A PLAYBOY LOST IN HEAVEN WITH A MISFIT FOR A QUEEN
(CHORUS)
THE BULLET LEFT HER GUN WITH A FORCE SHE COULDN'T STOP
SHE FELL UPON THE FLOOR, SPEWING SPATTER FROM THE SHOT
JUST BARELY 29 WITH A PAIN TOO MUCH TO BEAR
I'M A SELF DELUDED PLAYBOY LIVING A NIGHTMARE
(Bridge)
I'M HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE AS THE MOON WRAPS ROUND THE SUN
A PLAYBOY THROWN FROM HEAVEN MY NIGHTMARE HAS BEGUN
(CHORUS)
THE BULLET LEFT HER GUN WITH A FORCE SHE COULDN'T STOP
SHE FELL UPON THE FLOOR, SPEWING SPATTER FROM THE SHOT
JUST BARELY 29 WITH A PAIN TOO MUCH TO BEAR
I'M A SELF DELUDED PLAYBOY LIVING A NIGHTMARE
(TAG)
I'M HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE AS THE MOON WRAPS ROUND THE SUN
A PLAYBOY THROWN FROM HEAVEN MY NIGHTMARE HAS BEGUN