The Bobist Collective of Peppermint Worshippers - Evil Island Lyrics

There's an island that stands far away
In a parallel universe
Trapping young souls under the sand
To quench the insatiable thirst
Of the people that arrive
Arranged in a twisted line
So they can get their fill
Of evil
Oh, evil island
Why are you still here?
You've stolen our souls
And made our bodies
Into playthings
Into evil vessels
I cannot even
Move or speak
I was not made for this
For all this horror I see
Let me go, for you have enough of me
When Bob came to the island, he looked around in fear
For the torture was unbearable
Thinking once again, he almost didn't go near
But he realized that he had to save the trapped ones
With his peppermint power
He reversed all of their traps
And parted the sand
So the young souls could dance again
But despite his power
He couldn't reverse the pain
No matter how he tried
The past would not erase
So he took them by his hand
And led them to his side
And said "darling, if you do anything"
"Just take my advice"
"You must stand up for yourself"
"Even when you're terrified"
"My peppermints are with you"
"They will help you see the light"
Oh, evil island
You are no match for me
I'm taking back my soul
And I'll never be sorry
For the pain that
Pain you dealt me
I cannot shatter
When you've already broken me
I was not made for this
But I can do my best
I will let go, and leave you far behind me