Ride down to the sea (Yeah)
Waves are crashing on me there
Take a dip in the sea
PM's splashing about
The rip is taking him out
Oh no!
RIP RIP - the PM's deceased
RIP RIP - cease to exist
RIP RIP - dangerous places
RIP RIP - resting in pieces
Heavy undertow
Dragging him below
Now they can't find his clothes
And nobody knows
Dive into the waves
Cold watery graves
PM cannot be saved
Made to look like a fool
Melbourne memorial pool
Yeah!