[Skit:]
Oh Shit, you look cute as hell.
Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of your's.
What the f*ck's up with these bitches?
I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pussy!?
Bitch You ain't even gay.
[Verse 1:]
She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song
Kissed a girl and like it, now she swearin off the ding dong
Back and forth, like ping pong, she really strickly dicky
Then Madonna's screwin Britney now the bitch is stricky licky
Suck a dick, or suck a titty, she don't really give a f*ck
And ducky rainbow on her preis mean she always gettin lucky
Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon
Hidden valley, tossin salad, lickin on a croûton
No shame in this fake bitch game
Swervin in and outta traffic, never stayin in her own lane
She want a piece of cake, and yeah, she wanna eat it too
Pay her some attention and the bitch'll go down eatin you
[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!
Don't even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Verse 2:]
Girls gone wild, spring break, college road trip
In some wet t-shirts, wrestlin in cool whip
Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for a attention
Just turned eighteen, now she on a f*ckin mission
Gotta make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger
Four shots of jägermeister, tongue kiss a perfect strange
Three, four fingers deep in some bleach-blonde bimbo
A double headed dildo, beatin like it's Kimbo
Put it on the YouTube, the pictures on the Myspace
Just so I can peep it, wish the bitch would sit on my face
Two straight broads, tongue kissin, by the swimmin pool
Fake dyke bitches eatin coochie cause it's cool
[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest.
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it.
Bitch you know you want it.
Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter.
One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin'
Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my dick sucked.
Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you f*ck.
[Verse 3:]
Don't get your panties twisted, shit I love them freaky bitches
Daisy chains, and runnin trains, girl on girl, and pussy fistin
All I'm really tryna say is girl don't claim your ass is gay
I laid the pipe the other night and f*cked your girlfriend yesterday
Tell the truth, don't even trip, you know you wanna wrap them lips
Around a peter, lick the tip, cause little girls don't come equipped
Bitch, please, you ain't right, what you really tryna prove
Carpet munchin, donkey punchin, cause you claim you're so confused
Yeah, it puts my dick on hard, to see your 69in neden
But two brides up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin
Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian
Just a chick who love the dick but perpetrate a lesbian
[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!
Don't even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Skit:]
After all, we're just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend.
Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire.
You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you.