[ Featuring Nick Colletti ]
We have never face
A greater threat than we do right now
All across the world
No matter where you are, they can find you
Hunger unparalleled by any other predator
It is hardwired in their DNA to hunt you
The hoe is a threat
This species is unforgiving
Genetically predisposed to semen
Their thirst is unrivaled
They can smell male genitalia from over three hundred meters away
And when they find you
They will suck you until you become
A shrimp creature
A shrimp
A shrimp creature