Bowling For Soup - I Wanna Be Brad Pitt Lyrics

It started with an after school special
Then a race with Ricky Schroeder and then
Thelma and Louise wouldn't have been the same
Without him
Always eating in the oceans movies
Criticized for his accent in snatch and then
He won an Oscar for beating up Bruce Lee (ohh hi-yuh)

Oh I wanna be

I wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
I wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt (ooh)
I wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
Wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
It would be the shit (ooh)
If I could be Brad Pitt (ooh)

He was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma
So was my mom, I wonder if she knew his mom
Or his dad, maybe we're half brothers
He could come see us play live
And we could watch football

Naked pictures with Gwyneth Paltrow
In the tabloids with Jennifer Aniston
And then, blah blah blah blah, Angelina Jolie

I still wanna be
I wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
I wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt (ooh)
I wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
Wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
It would be the shit (ooh)
If I could be Brad Pitt (ooh)

I wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
I wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt (ooh)
I wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
Wanna be Brad Pitt (ooh)
It would be the shit (ooh)
If I could be Brad Pitt (ooh)

Welcome to fight club (ooh)
What's in the box (ooh, what's in the box?)
Reebs is beer spelled backwards (ooh)
Don't talk about fight club! (ooh, argh)

I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna Be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit
If I could be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna Be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit
If I could be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt