The Boxmasters - Jayne Mansfield's Car Lyrics

Come on kids, gather round
We have a treat for you
If you've never seen it, then you're long overdue
Observe the twisted metal bloodstains and broken glass

We're glad your folks all brought you here
We're glad your folks all brought you here
With pockets full of cash

For a dollar, you can step inside the rope
You look to me like brave kids who can cope
For two bucks you stand upon the stage
Upon the stage and look inside the wreck that's all the rage
We travel around the country to entertain the masses
To show the bloody floorboard and the scarf and the dark glasses

Come on folks just step right up
Come on folks just step right up
We've traveled oh so far
To let you people have a look inside Jayne Mansfield's car

Gaze upon the horror, tell me what you see
I know it's just a mannequin, but a good facsimile
Imagine what the real girl felt
When the head came tumblin' off

Come on people see the show
Come on people see the show
Don't tell the kids, get soft

For a dollar, you can step inside the rope
You look to me like brave kids who can cope
For two bucks you stand upon the stage
Upon the stage and look inside the wreck that's all the rage
We travel around the country to entertain the masses
To show the bloody floorboard and the scarf and the dark glasses
Come on folks just step right up
Come on folks just step right up
We've traveled oh so far
To let you people have a look inside Jayne Mansfield's car"