Fifteen hour shift goes by
I'm absolutely losing my mind
I wonder if I should jump out the car
But I won't do that because I might die
It's been a long day of giving orders
And taking orders
And ordering takeout
Why do I have to listen to you complain on the phone
It's quite the same
I'm sorry I can't give you your food for free
That's what happens when you are the bossman
That's what happens when you are your own man
That's what happens when you are the bossman
The showman
So if you're looking for some fun I don't recommend
You become a bossman
Well, there's no one like me
Power-hungry people are
So overly ambitious for
Some kind of iron fist to rule
Well if that's your view well then there's the door
Management's more than giving orders
It's taking orders and picking up slack
Why do I have to listen to you complain
About your pay
I know it's a pain
You work forty hours a month
That's what happens when you are the bossman
That's what happens when you are your own man
That's what happens when you are the bossman
The showman
So if you're looking for some fun I don't recommend
You become a bossman
Well, there's no one like me
Somewhere in my mind I feel
You're only in it for the check
I guess the blame doesn't rest on you
But you act all the time like I'm at your neck
I'm doing a lot more than just barking orders
I'm giving you the perfect chance to fly
And if what I'm saying is making you cry
I'm sorry
I guess this is goodbye
Oh, no two weeks
That's okay
I guess new employees will just appear somehow
That's what happens when you are the bossman
That's what happens when you are your own man
That's what happens when you are the bossman
The showman
So if you're looking for some fun I don't recommend
You become a bossman
Well, there's no one like me
There's no one like me