Well, hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can
Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I got a '75 Firebird Trans Am
With a 455 up under the hood
Me and my brother got it runnin' good
Wake up behind them ol' Ray Bans
Catch me if you can
Go turn on your blue lights
So pretty
You know you want to I just flew by
I can see you peelin' out
How's my dust taste to your mouth
Come on Smokey it's time to race
Let's have us a high speed chase
Well, hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
Chopper in the sky
And a couple of S.W.A.T vans
That's no fair now, blocking the road
Where am I supposed to go
Time to use my backup plan
Catch me if you can
Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I bet i can run faster than you can
With your big pot belly and your cowboy boots
A hundred bucks says you won't shoot
I know these woods like the back of my hand
Catch me if you can
Go turn on your spotlight
So shiny
I got runnin' shoes and I'm younger than you
And I got all night
There's no way you're keepin' up with me
So go on back to Krispy Kreme
If you wanna quit I understand
Catch me if you can
Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I said, Hey, hey Mr. Policeman
I'm in the jailhouse now
I'm in the jailhouse now
They've told me once or twice
Son respect my authoritie
I'm in the jailhouse now