This is my stupid boyfriend, he's always doing things for me
He's smart and sweet and clever, he reads and writes me poetry
He sends me flowers at work, he'd save my kitten from a tree
I tell him I'm just a jerk, but he refuses to see
This is my stupid boyfriend, I don't know how to make him go
I say this probably should end, but he's a little bit slow
I can't imagine just why, but he has fallen hard for me
Don't wanna make him cry, but this is gonna end bad
Oh, bad
Badly
Uh huh
You know what they say
That you can't love anyone if you don't love yourself
Well, that's a cliche, but it turns out that's true... but
He won't walk away
No, he won't walk away
He won't walk away
This is my stupid boyfriend, he leaves a message everyday
He sends me exes and ohs, I never know what to say
He tells me that he loves me and that one day I'll believe him
But I'm so self-defeating and I won't let myself win
Oh, win
No, I won't win...but
He won't walk away
No, he won't walk away
He won't walk away
He won't walk away
No, he won't walk away
He won't walk away
(Won't let myself win)
He won't walk away
No, he won't walk away
He won't walk away
(Might let myself win)
He won't walk away
No, he won't walk away
He won't walk away
(I'll let myself win)
He won't walk away
No, he won't walk away
He won't walk away
I love my stupid boyfriend