Brandon Sjo Time - Perfect Man Lyrics

Well something just didn't sit quite right
When I was talking to you late last night
You said you want a perfect man
Well it's good that you have a doubt deep down
Cause he ain't gonna be fallen from the clouds
And it's just not what I am

And if I was a perfect man
I wouldn't stare at the girl with the shorts in the corner
But baby that's what I did
And if I was a perfect man
I would be calling you tomorrow, but I don't think I should be
Cause it's not what I am, a perfect man, a perfect man

Living in a one bedroom apartment
Cleaning all the stains from the dog in the carpet
That doesn't sound perfect to me
Well perfect would be living in a big house
And maybe with a pool with babes around it
Oh that's where I want to be

And if I was a perfect man
I wouldn't leave you with the bill when I went to the bathroom
Oh that's not where I went
And if I was a perfect man
I would be hearing when you talk and dealing all my feelings
But that's not what I am, a perfect man, a perfect man

Picked up my phone last night
Twenty-eight voicemails in my sight
I heard some yells that'd make you cold
All saying "You're a huge a-hole!"

And if I was a perfect man
I wouldn't say it makes you fat or to change your hair
But I don't care
And if I was a perfect man
I would get up early and make you breakfast at nine AM
It's not what I am, a perfect man, a perfect man