We have been together a long time
Three weeks and two days come next Wednesday
You've become suspicious of where I go at night
And I want to tell you, but I'm scared that you'll be hurt
The truth is never simple but here it is anyway
I am the Batman
Yes, it's true
I spend my nights in the Batmobile but then I drive it home to you
I'm f*cking Batman
But you're f*cking Batman too
It's you and me and Gotham
And the Batman chooses you
If Commissioner Gordon tries to pull me away
Just know in your heart it is by your side I would rather stay
And if Robin gets too jealous then that guy is a dick
And I would rather have a girl wonder anyway
Your lips are softer than his...
I mean I am the Batman
Yes, it's true
I spend my nights in the Batwing then I fly it home to you
I'm f*cking Batman
But you're f*cking Batman too
It's you and me and Gotham
And the Batman chooses you
I am the Batman
Yes, it's true
I spend my nights in the Batmobile but then I drive it home to you
I'm f*cking Batman
But you're f*cking Batman too
It's you and me and Gotham
And Batman chooses you