Brian Courtland - Will You Help Me Move? Lyrics

I've been waiting for the right time to talk
I've got something I need to discuss with you
I've made some plans that involve the two of us
I could do it by myself, it works better with two
Talking man to man ain't easy when you got something to say
I got a question

Will you help me move?
Grab a couch and a chair
Lift with your legs
Back that ass up to the U-haul over there
I'll buy you pizza and beer
Not the expensive stuff
Do you think I'm made of flippin money?
The time has come for you to choose
Whether or not this is a friendship that you'd care to lose
Will you help me move?

Over the years, yeah I guess I started keeping score
As our friendship goes, I think I've done more
I like your Facebook statuses everyday
Laugh at all the dumb jokes you inevitably say
Twenty boxes, dresser, heavy entertainment centers
And you're nowhere to be found
What do I gotta do?

Will you help me move?
Grab a couch and a chair
Lift with your legs
Back that ass up to the U-haul over there
I'll buy you pizza and beer
Not the expensive stuff
Do you think I'm made of flippin money?
The time has come for you to choose
Whether or not this is a friendship that you'd care to lose
Will you help me move?

I won't help you move
Not a couch, not a chair
Do it by yourself
I've got friends left and right so I don't care
Keep your pizza and beer
I want the expensive stuff
Unlike you I got the money
The time has come for me to choose
Whether or not this is a friendship that I'd care to lose
Not gonna help you
Not gonna help you
Not gonna help you move