Who would ever think you could do that?
Did you really feel it was right?
It beggars all belief
You acted like a thief in the night
Could it be some evil possessed you?
What was going on in your mind?
Cos when you turned to go
You didn't even throw me a line
You said there was no evil intention
You swore that you just needed some help
But let me make it clear
You're fooling no-one here but yourself
You must have needed something badly
But I don't even think you knew
Just what your plans would do
Woo hoo hoo. So that was your epiphany you call it
Woo hoo hoo. You swallowed up a dictionary for it
Woo hoo hoo. And even though initially I bought it
Woo hoo hoo. You used up all my sympathy before it
Did you think they all would be with you?
Just the way they were in the past
But now it needs to end
You're running out of friends pretty fast
You must have planned it all precisely
But baby I don't think you know
Just where those plans will go
Woh ho ho. So that was your epiphany you call it
Woh ho ho. You swallowed up a dictionary for it
Woh ho ho. And even though initially I bought it
Woh ho ho. You used up all my sympathy before it