If ever you have a moment free
With nothing in your diary
I'd be thankful if you would think of me
And answer my enquiry
I don't care if you think I'm pushy
I don't care if you feel that I'm bad
If ever you'd like to pass the time
With someone who admires you
I'd be ever so pleased to stay a while
And be right there beside you
I don't care if you think I'm stupid
I don't care if you feel that I'm sad
Woah. Woah
If ever you want me
You know where to find me
If ever the need should arise
If ever by chance you're feeling down
And nothing will sustain you
I would caper around and play the clown
If that would entertain you
I don't care if you feel I'm foolish
I don't care if you think that I'm mad
I don't care if you feel I'm forward
I don't care if you think I'm a cad
Woah. Woah
If ever you want me
You know where to find me
If ever the need should arise
If ever you need a guiding hand
To steer you free from danger
You can safely assume that I'm your man
So please don't be a stranger
I don't care if you feel I'm childish
I don't care if you think I'm a lad
'Cos once I'd trodden the route and I'd tasted the fruit
There's no way that escape could be had