Britney Spears - Wheres My Baby? A Novelty Song By Britney Spears Lyrics

Sooooooooo...I got on the bus
I looked for a seat
but I couldn't find no place to sit

I had a chat
with a older man
about 25 years older than me

We began to touch
each other
We wanted to explore our bodies and bring up the heat

He ripped off my top
fondled my breasts
and i just couldn't take anymore of this

I reared back
to knock him out
but he grabbed me and stuck his (beep) in my mouth

He raped me
so gently
and I decided I was gonna be a ho for one day...I am a girl

and girls just want some love...doesn't...ma-a-a-ter
cause I'll never ever see him again...yeah

Well a month later
I took a test
and it said that i was impregnant

I looked for the man
who penetrated me
but he was nowhere to be found

ch-ch-ch-...whispers: nine months later-er-errrr....

I laid on my back
my belly shot right back
and my very own child slipped right out

there was lots of blood
and my body hurt
but my child was right there and ill never forget my bay-bay..oh noooo...

where's my child? where's my child? uh-huh!!!! ooooooh... yeah (chuckles)