Please don't steal my shit
Well Batman wasn't there to stop the naughty person who came and stole shit from my car
Some f*ckin' joker smashed his window in and stole three of our guitars
And when they told us they had caught the guy but that your shit was gone
The only way to vent our rage was taking stage and putting it in song
I'm sick of this, I'm really pissed off
He lost his bike early this year
I've lost everything including my tolerance for this
Please don't steal my shit
And this is a message to all of you kids
Who want to commit felonies
To go out and find someone else
Who's got more shit left than me
Please don't steal my shit
And if you're still thinking about stealing shit
You better not do it to me
Cause I don't have any shit left
You'll find it all at Cashies
Please don't steal my shit