Please please please please please I'll be your best friend
We'll be mafioso gangsters, we'll have blood money to spend
We'll take over this f*ckin' town
We'll build our tunnels underground
Please please please I'll be your best friend
We'll fly our fighter ships through wormholes to the universe's end
We'll live to fight another day
We'll supercharge our space death ray
And we can be Power Rangers
And we can take candy from strangers
We'll laugh in the face of danger
Us against the world
And we can be Ninja Turtles
No, nothing can hurt us
And we can be Super Saiyans
We'll protect the Earth from invasion
Till tomorrow comes and you're Satan
It's us against the world