Brodown - That Guy Lyrics

Well he's been telling the same joke for the last six years
Explains it every time to make the punchline clear
Can't lend you twenty bucks when you need it the most
But still can afford to buy some smokes
On a long car trip after all the explaining
Pisses every five minutes, never stops complaining
And the soundtrack to this journey really sucks
'Cause he'll never see a full song out.

'Cause he's That Guy
Gets drunk and hits on your girlfriend
Buys Skittles instead of M&M's
Nobody wants to be That Guy
'Cause he's everything you don't want to be

Never wants to go any place that you suggest
Pulls out of hanging out via SMS
Lets the whole train know what he's doing tonight
But won't answer his goddamn phone
It's only 3PM and he's pissed and naked
Only one beer left, yeah you know he'll take it
And when it comes around to going into town, it never is his shout
Go!

That Guy
Plays shitty covers of your favourite band
Leaves an empty dunny roll in the can
Nobody wants to be That Guy
'Cause he's everything you don't want to be

That Guy
Takes a selfie everywhere he's ever been
Returns your white t-shirt, now it's green
Nobody wants to be That Guy
'Cause he's everything you don't want to be
He's That Guy