It's written on our numberplates, Victoria's the place to be
But it's getting overcrowded here. It's a problem, can't you see
It's not immigrants or refugees that are part of this debate
It's the people that have left their homes and moved from interstate
Can't you see that they'll miss you in your town?
Seriously, no-one wants you around
Because you can't move
No you can't f*ckin' move
No you can't move into my state
Well if you wanted somewhere rainier
Well you should've gone to Tasmania
But you can't move into my state
F*ck off back home
We love it when your city's bands come to Melbourne to play shows
But how can we ever miss them if they never go home?
Well it's really nothing personal, but I need someone to blame
'Cause foreign folks bring delicious food, and your shit's just the same
Can't you see that we can still be friends?
Occasionally you can visit us again
But you can't move
No you can't f*ckin' move
No you can't move into my state
Well I really can't be blamin' ya
If you came from South Australia
But you can't move into my state
F*ck off back home
You can't move
No you can't f*ckin' move
No you can't move into my state
Well the infestation is killing me
Surely there's room in the ACT
But you can't move into my state
F*ck off back home