Hey folks, here's the story 'bout Mini the Moocher,
She was a low downed hoochie Moocher,
She was the roughest, toughest frail,
But Mini had a heart, as big as a whale,
A hidi, hidi, hidi, hi
hodi, hodi, hodi, ho
a hedi, hedi, hedi, he
hidi, hidi, hidi, hi
She messed around with a bloke named smokey,
She loved him, though he was cokey,
He took here down, to Chini town,
And he showed her how to hit, the gong around,
She had a dream about the king of Sweden,
He gave here things that she was needin',
He gave here a home made of gold and steel,
A diamond car with they e-platinum wheels,
A hidi, hidi, hidi, hi
hodi, hodi, hodi, ho
a hedi, hedi, hedi, he
hidi, hidi, hidi, hi
Oh then, poor Min
{Trumpet Solo}