Bruce Greaves - Mary's little piggy Lyrics

Mary had a little pig she kept it fat and plastered
In her backyard it loved to play and romp and chomp
She'd feed it acorns and give it a scratch
Her little piggy was quite the catch

Oink oink it loved to play
Rolling round every single day
Fat and happy that's how it'd stay
Mary's little pig in its own special way

It loved to mud bath and get down and dirty
But Mary didn't mind she thought it was flirty
She'd hose it down and give it a grin
Her little piggy was let out to spin

Oink oink it loved to play
Rolling round, every single day
Fat and happy, that's how it'd stay
Mary's little pig, in its own special way

Now Mary's pig is a happy soul
Living life with a heart that's whole
Fat and plastered but never blue
Cause Mary's pig has a friend in you