We interrupt this record
To
bring you a special bulletin
The reports of a flying saucer
Hovering over
the city
Have been confirmed
The flying saucers are real
(Too real
when I feel what my heart can't conceal)
That was The Clatters Recording,
Too Real
We switch you now to our
On the spot reporter
downtown
(Come on, baby Let's go downtown)
Take it away
John
Cameron Cameron
This is John
Cameron Cameron downtown
Pardon me,
madam
Would you tell our audience
What would you do if
The saucer were
to land
(Duck back in the alley)
Thank you and now
That
gentleman there
(What I'm gonna do Is hard to tell)
And the
gentleman
With the guitar
What would you do, sir
(Just take a walk
Down lonely street)
Thank you
We return you now...
This is
Drak
Your outer space disc jockey
With a request for earth
(Earth
angel, earth angel)
That was The Pelicans outer
Space recording,
Earth
I`ve just been handed a bulletin
The flying saucer has just
landed
We switch you again downtown
Here we are again
We have with
us Professor
Sir Cedric Pentingmode
Of the British Institute
And the
professor is approaching
The saucer to see if there's
Possibly any sign of
life aboard
Well, I'm sure something
Are you there
(I hear you
knocking, but you can't come in)
That was Laughing
Lewis's record,
Knocking
This is John Cameron
Cameron on the spot
And now I believe
we're
About to hear the words of
the first spaceman ever
To land on
Earth
(Womp bop a loo bop a lomp bam boom)
And now here are the
ball scores
Four to three, six to two
And eight to one
The impact
of seeing
The first spaceman has
This reporter reeling
(Here I go
reeling
Uh-oh, uh-oh...)
That was The Clatters again
With their big
one, Uh-Oh
This is John Cameron
Cameron again downtown
The spaceman
has returned
To his ship and is taking off
We return you now to our
studios
The flying saucer has gone
There is no threat of an
invasion
However, the flying saucers
Are still around
(Still
around)
We are not going
To interrupt this record
Yes, we
are
The flying saucer
Has landed again
Washington, The
Secretary
Of Defense has just said
(Ain't that a shame)
That
was Skinny Dynamo's
Record, That's A Shame
This is John
Cameron
Cameron, part two
Gathered around me are
Several of the
spacemen
Tell us, have you come
To conquer the world
And now would
you
Repeat that in English
(Don't want the world
To have and
hold)
Hey, why don't you go back where you came from
(Don't be
angry
And drive me away)
We return you now to our studios
Here
is a news item
From Washington
The President has just
Issued a
statement to the
Spacemen and we quote
(You can do anything
But lay
off of my
Blue suede shoes)
That was Pa Gherkins record, Shoes
We
switch you again downtown
This is John Cameron
Cameron
downtown
Professor Sir Cedric of
the British Institute
Tell us how
were
The saucers able to land
Well, you see..
(The motor cooled
down
The heat went down)
That was Huckle Berry's recording
The
Moter Cooled Down
This is John Cameron
Cameron again
I believe the
spaceman has
A final parting word
(See you later, alligator)
We
return you now
To our studios
The spacemen have gone again
But look
to the skies
The saucers will
Always be there
(Always be
there)
Goodbye, earth people