Mr. Chew Man, Mr. Chew Chew Man
He now resides in a garbage can
He once lived a life of attentive play
Whitley the dog bit him every day
Mr. Chew Man, Mr. Chew Chew Man
Once he lived in a happy land
Threw him 'round the room like he had no care
That crazy old dog, he would always be there
Mr. Chew Man, Mr. Chew Chew Man
The shaggy boy was his biggest fan
When he was young he would twist and fly
And now he's torn up with a hole in his eye