Tell it to a bear, judgin' at a fair
Tell it to the leader of a 'cause
Tell it to the mayor, sittin' in a chair
Tell it to a jolly Santa Claus
Tell it to a fool, makin' up a rule
Tell it to a rabbit in a tree
Tell it to a mule, swimmin' in a pool
Tell it to a bubble in the sea
But don't tell me about your troubles
Don't tell me about your tears
Don't tell me about the worries that you know
'Cause I'm packing up my heartaches in your suitcase, honey dear
And I'm gonna feel much better when you're gone
Tell it to a frog, settin' on a log
Tell it to a berry in a pie
Tell it to a dog, barkin' at a hog
Tell it to a birdie in the sky
Tell it to a goat, ridin' in a boat
Tell it to a drummer in a band
Tell it to a shoat, swimmin' in a moat
Tell it to a pebble in the sand
But don't tell me about your troubles
Don't tell me about your tears
Don't tell me about the worries that you know
'Cause I'm packing up my heartaches in your suitcase, honey dear
And I'm gonna feel much better when you're gone