He used to be in Jane's Addiction
For which I had no appreciation
And now he's on TV
Trying to earn a buck
Dave Navarro's goatee f*cking sucks
He's got funny hair and a funny goatee now
If you ever see me look like him then please kill me now
And if you look real closely his eyebrows he does pluck
Dave Navarro's goatee f*cking sucks
Well he ain't got a band but he thinks he's a rock star
Wouldn't be surprised if he was hanging at the gay bar
And he was so much cooler when he was on drugs
Dave Navarro's goatee f*cking sucks
He used to be in Jane's Addiction
Dave Navarro's goatee f*cking sucks
He used to be in Jane's Addiction
Dave Navarro's goatee f*cking sucks
He used to be in Jane's Addiction
Dave Navarro's goatee f*cking sucks
He used to be in Jane's Addiction
Dave Navarro's goatee f*cking sucks