The Buh House Band - Merry Fucking Christmas Lyrics

Holy f*cking shit
What the f*ck do you think is happening right now
It's on the I-95, what the f*ck
You're bound to f*ckin' Greenwich, what are you doin?
You're coming from Greenwich Village you're going to f*ckin Greenwich, Connecticut
What are you doing?
You don't take I-95 the entire f*cking way!
What you do, you take the Brunswick Expressway
You go from the city, you take the expressway to the Hutchinson Parkway
The Hutchinson River Parkway, you stupid INBRED mothaf*cka
You don't take I-95, you get the stupid Westchester traffic
What the f*ck do you think is happening?
I don't get it
Stupid f*cking Westchester traffic
I don't f*cking get it
It's almost as bad as the Taconic State on Thanksgiving
So bad
So bad
So bad

You take the 32 up to f*cking Cairo, what the f*ck do you do then?
That's so stupid, that town isn't even a f*cking place
What are you doin, you wanna go to Troy?
You wanna go to Troy, New York?
You take the 32, you don't take the 23
You don't take the 23
You don't take the 23
You don't take the 23!