Milk and Cookies Video (MV)

Santa, why do you hurt me so
All I ever wanted was to say hello
Santa Claus, won't you say hi to me?
Santa Claus, is it just ignorant bliss
Or do you wanna miss out on my sweet, sweet kiss
Think it over, long and hard, get back to me

Santa, won't you listen to me
I'll show you all the things you never thought you had to see
Santa Claus, won't you ride my sleigh tonight
No need for presents this year (I got it covered)
Some body lubricant and my good old rubber
Come on Santa, don't you wanna test 'em out with me

(Santa, Santa, rub me down Santa)

But you won't even return my phone calls
Not to mention all the letters I've sent

Santa, why do you hurt me so
I just wanna strip you down, tease you nice and slow
Santa Claus, won't you be a naughty boy for me
(Santa, Santa, naughty naughty Santa)
Come on Santa, let the reindeer know
You got some work to do before it's time to go
Santa Claus, won't you work it on down to see
I got your milk and cookies right here

Santa, why do you hurt me so
All I ever wanted was to say hello
Santa Claus, won't you say hi to me
Santa Claus, Mr. Ho Ho Ho
(Ho Ho Ho)
I just want your big fat ass under the mistletoe
(Mistletoe)
Come on Santa, won't you bend it on over for me
(Bend it over, B-b-bend it over)
Mrs. Claus, she don't have to know
(Have to know)
How I jingle your dingle lingle, suck your mistletoes
(Mistletoes)
Forget your list, Santa, you can check me twice this year
Cause I got your milk and cookies
Got your milk and cookies
Got your milk and cookies right here

You can come down my chimney tonight