NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED|I JUST NOW REALIZED|DON'T EVER TRY TO DODGE A DEER|ON HIGHWAY 45|SO HERE I AM WITH TWO WHEELS STUCK|AXEL-DEEP IN MUD|THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT COME TO MIND|WHEN YOU GET MAD ENOUGH||CHORUS: YEAH LIFE'S A DITCH ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD|THE SUN BEATING DOWN TEN MILES FROM HOME|CARS PASSING BY, PAYING ME NO MIND|I COULD THROW A FIT, GET A LITTLE TICKED|OR JUST ADMIT'..LIFE'S A DITCH||SO I FINALLY FOUND MY CELLPHONE|ON THE FLOORBOARD OF MY CAR|MUST BE A ONE DRY COUNTY|COULD EVEN GET ONE BAR|SO I'M STANDING ON MY BUMPER|THEN A CALL GOES THROUGH AT LAST|A TRUCK BLOWS MY FEET FLY UP|AND I'M FACE DOWN WITH A SPLASH||REPEAT CHORUS 1||NOW I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CELLPHONE|IN THE WATER AND THE WEEDS|WHEN A KID WADES UP BEHIND ME|PANTS ROLLED UP TO HIS KNEES|HE'S STROLLING LIKE IT'S HEAVEN|HE LAUGHS AND DIPS HIS NET|THEN HE SAYS HOWDY MISTER|CAUGHT ANY CRAWDADS YET||ONE LOOK AT HIS GRIN, AND THE TRUTH SUNK IN||END CHORUS: YEAH LIFE'S A DITCH ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD|THE SUN BEATING DOWN TEN MILES FROM HOME|CARS PASSING BY, PAYING ME NO MIND|I COULD THROW A FIT, GET A LITTLE TICKED|OR JUST KICK BACK AND GO WITH IT|I GUESS YOU GET, WHAT YOU GET|SO IT'S ALL HOW YOU LOOK AT IT|LIFE'S A DITCH, A BIG OL' DITCH'..GET IT?| LIFE'S A DITCH, A BIG OL' DITCH|