Carson Robison Lyrics
Get Your Gun And Come Along Lyrics
Get Your Gun and Come Along
Carson Robinson
Old Uncle Sam come down the road, tall and straight and slim
He had a shotgun in his hand and his face was hard and grim
His heels was kickin up the dust with every step he took
And when I asked him what was wrong his whiskers fairly shook
I aint got time to talk says he, Im in a powerful stew
So get your gun and come along, weve got a job to do
A varmints hangin round my house, sneaky dirty feller,
And the stripes thats runnin down his back aint white in fact theys yeller
So get your gun and come along were fixin to kill a skunk
Weve done it before and well do it again and neighbor thats no bunk
Every one in the USA is sick of the little punk
So get your gun and come along were fixin to kill a skunk
This varmints had his way too long spreadin his aweful smell
And messin up a lotta homes where decent people dwell
But now hes gone a little too far, struttin and prancin about
Cause when he gets in my neighborhood brother he better look out
I like my home the way it is and I like it more every day
And as long as Im able to pack this gun, Im goinna keep it that way
But I know how to deal with him, Ive handled his kind before
It wont be fun, but the jobll be done and Ill nail his hide to the door
So get your gun and come along weve got a skunk to kill
Well poke him outta the woodpile and chase him over the hill
When we get done with the son-of-a-gun hell know he bit off a hunk
So get your gun and come along were fixin to kill a skunk
I recollect one other time 20 some years ago
Another skunk come prowlin around and at first I just let him go
I tried my best to leave him alone but he wore my patience thin
So I had to get my shotgun out and you know what happened to him
Well after that I kinda relaxed and laid my gun away
But now that smell has started again and its gettin worse every day
So here I am on the varmints train and neighbor Im tellin you
That skunk had better hunt a hole for him and all of his crew
So get your gun and come along weve got a skunk to skin
Well grab his tail and give it a yank and pull it off over his chin
Well chase him back to his dirty den and make it a pile of junk
So get your gun and come along were fixin to kill a skunk