Chief Chinchilla - Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog Lyrics

(feat. Dick $Tallion)

[Jingle Bells plays on a piano in the background]

[J-Zone:]
Damn Chief~! This Christmas party's a drag yo
Damn listen to the music

[Chief Chinchilla:]
Pssh, not only that, look at the f*ckin liquor they got in here man
They don't have no Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog
How you gon' have a Christmas party with no Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog?

[J-Zone:]
Yo Chief, this is the Hilton Hotel
They ain't gonna have that shit in here

[Chief Chinchilla:]
Man they make it in 40's and sixty-fo's
I don't wanna hear that shit

[J-Zone:]
That's some ghetto shit, but anyway
These people don't know what it is
Let 'em know what it is man
{"Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog"}

[Chief Chinchilla:]
Merry muh'phukkin Christmas, hoe hoe hoe
As I arrive my sleigh 22's through the snow
When I come down the chimney, F*CK milk and cookies
I just want a lil' Egg Nog and a lil'... pussy~!
Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog to be exact
98 proof, it'll put you on yo' back
On the first day of Christmas, my nigga said to me
A bottle of that Bo$$ Hog, E-double-G
Naw! No I'm not white, I ain't fat, I ain't nerd
But if you ask if I'm drunk nigga, "OH SHIT YES! "
Got no gifts, don't need no elves
I just wanna get this Egg Nog and throw this off the shelf
Pull up to the liquor sto' so I get, served
Pull up to the mistletoe so I can, swerve
I can't drive drunk as I dash through the snow
But I'm a ride my sleigh drinkin Egg Nog, to' up

[Dick $tallion:]
Motherf*ck a Michelob
Stack yo' chips, keep the Stroh's
Take a sip, and hit your hoe
Bo$$ Hog Malt Liquor!

[Chief Chinchilla:]
Yeah, to all you parents
I wish you'd tell yo' kids there ain't no motherf*ckin Santa Claus
No such thing as Christmas
They believe that shit, that's why the kids are f*cked up now
You leave an iPod in yo' livin room, under the Christmas tree
I'm a come through the chimney, take it and put it on eBay