Chief Chinchilla - Facelift Malt Lyrics

{Facelift Malt Liquor, for when your partner's just not attractive}

[Chief Chinchilla:]
(Facelift Malt!) Fellas
That's what you drink when you creep with a busted chick
(Facelift Malt!) Ladies
Drink it when your man got beat by the ugly stick (EWW!)
(Facelift Malt!) When you're lyin in bed
Lookin at your partner like f*ck this shit~!

Nigga I'm creepin, on my way to the liquor sto' thinkin
About how I can ditch this hoe
My girl's busted, a threat to humanity
But somehow I gotta make her look like Vanity
Beer goggles all day just to clear first base
Why the hell I let her in my house in the first place?
But I hear there's a brew called Facelift, take it
It'll make Godzilla look like [? ]
40 to the head down the whole f*ckin bottle
And she went from a problem to a God damn model
God bless Facelift but it's like crack
Cause once you sober up there's no turnin back
Take three sips she'll turn into a 5
Might tongue kiss her if you down a whole quart
You got a supermodel if you drink a six-fo'
And wonder how the f*ck she got cute enough to sport
But when the buzz dies down, you're no longer seein double
... Nigga then you in trouble

Are you sure I slept with you?
Like you're absolutely positively sure? (Yep)
There's a lot of brothers that look like me
It didn't have to be me, you sure it was me? (Yep)
I slept with you... really? (Yep!)
Damn Facelift! Really? You're positive?
[singing] Raise your hand if you're sure!
So you are sure, damn really?
Abso-tute, abso-loose, abso-tute-lutely positively sure?
Are you sure? You're sure?