Chief Chinchilla - O'douls Is For Fools! Lyrics

("Are you drunk? ! ") ("That's my problem Doctor.")
("I've been drinking and drinking and drinking, but I'm not drunk! ")
("Unfortunately! ")

[Chief Chinchilla:]
You wanna know why you ain't drunk?
Cause you've been drinkin that non-alcoholic crap O'Douls
That bullshit ass beer ("WHAT'S UP NIGGA~? ! ")

One day I walked up to the sto'
Told the cashier I need a cold fo'-oh
But all he had left in his arsenal of brews
Was some other shit, called O'Douls
I took it home and took it to the head, waitin for a buzz
Two f*ckin hours later still waitin for a buzz
Man what the F*CK? ! I musta got robbed
I looked at the bottle and I said ("God damnit! ")
Non-alcoholic beer, what the f*ck for?
Nobody likes the taste of beer, be realistic
You want the taste but not the buzz? Well shit I musta missed it
That's like sayin you want pussy, but only for the syphillis
So now I got this beer aftertaste in my mouth
Money spent, man f*ck...
I ain't rappin no mo' about this punk-ass beer man
Y'all wanna f*ckin stay sober, drink orange juice it tastes better
("YOU OLD PUNK-ASS NIGGA! ")

(I drink O'Douls) Non-alcoholic beer
(I drink O'Douls) What the f*ck, are you queer?
(I drink O'Douls) Nigga get the f*ck outta here!
Yo aiyyo Zone don't even waste no more music on this punk-ass beer man
F*ckin O'Douls ("This is bullshit! ")
F*ckin crap, punk-ass hoe shit
F*ck that shit
Yo Zone I ever catch you drinkin O'Douls nigga I'll f*ck you up

[Zone laughing]