"You see what's happening, you see the rockets going up left and right
You haven't seen that for a long time
Space is a war-fighting domain
Just like the land, air and sea
We are going to have the Air Force
And we are going to have the Space Force"
Hell f*ckin' yeah!
Come up with me and join the team
It's as great as it seems
You're in the Space Force
It doesn't matter if you're kind or mean
If you're old or teen
You're in the Space Force
Step in the rocket, hit the shoulder lean
Fire the solar beam
You're in the Space Force
Come on up, we'll fulfill your dreams
Let's hear you scream
We're in the space force
Now I'm swiping down on my Facebook
Waiting for the supreme leader to grace us
With another broadcast
He's all made up
Hair done, suited
Air Mags laced up
Swiping down on my Twitter feed
Seeing whose wrist is most shimmery
Waiting for the news on the latest killing spree
Oh, the suspense is killing me
What do you mean you won't send me pictures?
I'm the living embodiment of chivalry
Autocracy and hypocrisy
Don't like it? You can speak to my artillery
I say tomato, you say tomato
You call it a joke and I call it bigotry
Imprison me with the rest of the enemies
And when I hit the showers I'll say hi to-
Come up with me and join the team
It's as great as it seems
You're in the Space Force
It doesn't matter if you're kind or mean
If you're old or teen
You're in the Space Force
Step in the rocket, hit the shoulder lean
Fire the solar beam
You're in the Space Force
Come on up, we'll fulfill your dreams
Let's hear you scream
We're in the Space Force
In the Space Force, galactic race horses
Breaking records, Andrés will pay for it
You can't resist when you get a taste of
Our packet ice cream, the flavours taste gorgeous
Smash your face if you're on Chaturbate
I don't exaggerate when I say slaggy, fake whores
Get blasted mate, IRS at the gate
If you're stuck masturbating then file the report
I'm a great guy
What's a hate crime?
Pitchforks and torches, they create orders
Try f*cking step to me
Do not test me because I'm rich and important
You'll get popped, G
I'll get off scot-free
I make the laws and I enforce them
Ozone ain't real and I've made the deal
So f*ck your feelings, I'm awesome
Come up with me and join the team
It's as great as it seems
You're in the Space Force
It doesn't matter if you're kind or mean
If you're old or teen
You're in the Space Force
Step in the rocket, hit the shoulder lean
Fire the solar beam
You're in the Space Force
Come on up, we'll fulfill your dreams
Let's hear you scream
We're in the Space Force