There was a farmer named Skelly
With a lady named Nelly in the country of FLA.
They bought a big plot of land with a big ole tree
Now all we got to do is wait and see.
When Nelly told skelly that she had a little belly
Skelly said he'd need a little time.
Skelly knew that it was silly cause he hasn't earned a penny
Ain't never barely made a dime.
So f*cking what?
Just some f*cking nut!
Lovely I'm all out of time
What do you say we go ahead and die
I can't talk just get out my way
When Nelly saw Skelly he going all crazy
Chopping up that big ole tree
She said "baby don't worry there's a new type of
Method using big ole machinery
Nelly said "Skelly now listen up to me what
The hell you talking bout?"
I ain't earned a penny and can't barely spare a tenny
But ill get that f*cking tree alright
So f*cking what?
Just some f*cking nut!
Lovely I'm all out of time
What do you say we go ahead and die
I can't talk just get out my way
LIE!
PLOT!
DESTROY!
YOU MUST DIE!
June. 19th 1962
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
And all it took
Was pitch fork
Through that that f*cking yam farmer.
That stupid bitch has no idea that she suggested her own death
She'll bake in the sun as it's only getting warmer.
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