Calvin Snape - Riot In The Waiting Room Lyrics

The doctor's taking ages, he's stuck in his old ways
The patients aren't that patient when they're waiting there for days
The nurses don't get paid enough, they're not getting involved
Receptionist's behind the desk, she's hiding till it's done

There's a riot in the waiting room
Keep quiet or they'll get you too
Maybe one day it'll end but ooooh
Not today!

Sheila's swinging crutches like she's swinging baseball bats
Frank is in his wheelchair, but his tyre's got a flat
Brenda's took her teeth out, she's biting folks for fun
But the police are busy chasing Dave cause he's out on the run

There's a riot in the waiting room
Keep quiet or they'll get you too
Maybe one day it'll end but ooooh
Not today!

There's a riot in the waiting room
Keep quiet or they'll get you too
Maybe one day it'll end but ooooh
Not today!

The dust has finally settled, there's no-one left to fight
The doctor says he's leaving, he's finished for the night
The cleaners come at closing time, they're in for a surprise
Blood and bandage everywhere, they can't believe their eyes!

There's a riot in the waiting room
Keep quiet or they'll get you too
Maybe one day it'll end but ooooh
Not today!

There's a riot in the waiting room
Keep quiet or they'll get you too
Maybe one day it'll end but not today, no not today, oh no

There's a riot in the waiting room

There's a riot in the waiting room

Maybe one day it'll end but not today, no not today, oh no