Cameron walks in like a dream Biggest heart you've ever seen
He swings like a hero's gleam Stays humble, cool and serene
Climbing mountains with a smile Running marathons in style
He could win by a mile But he chooses to stay a while
Cameron, oh, Cameron He's a force of nature true
Giant bollocks swinging wide With a heart so pure and blue
Saves the day with our own boast Every win he loves to toast
He's a legend from coast to coast He's the one we love the most
Kind of brave, shining bright He takes flight in the night
Champion of all that's right Tasteful, humble, pure delight
Cameron, oh, Cameron He's a force of nature true
Giant bollocks swinging wide With a heart so pure and blue
Says the day without a boast Every win he loves to toast
A legend from coast to coast He's the one we love the most
Kind of brave, shining bright He takes flight in the night
Champion of all that's right Tasteful, humble, pure delight
Cameron, oh, Cameron He's a force of nature true
Giant bollocks swinging wide With a heart so pure and blue