At the ripe old age of my young manhood
I was looking for a flower to pluck
I had my apprehensions about what it would be like
So I thought I'd ask my buddy Mike
(And he told me)
When you're in, it's awesome
When you're in, it feels like it should
When you're in, it's awesome
When you're in, it feels f*cking good
Standing outside of that Texas ballpark
I was a few folks down from the guard
Had myself a flask and a couple rolled up joints
I said "Man I'm gonna party f*ckin' hard"
When you're in, it's awesome
When you're in, it feels like it should
When you're in, GO RANGERS!
When you're in, it feels f*cking good
Standing outside of my local liquor store
I was trying to get myself some gin
Sign on the door said "twenty-one and up"
But I had my fake ID and got right in
I got gin, it's awesome
I got gin, I'm pretty f*cking drunk
I got gin, now I'm hammered
I got gin, yeah I'm pretty f*cking drunk
I'm f*cking wasted
When you're in, it's awesome
When you're in, it feels like it should
When you're in, it's awesome
When you're in, it feels f*cking good good good good good good good good