Theres always that one woman that knows it all
Karen on the estate can She sees through every wall
With her balding hair and Her gossips never small
And her body will be round and the shape of a large pineapple
Thinning hair she wears it proud
Pineapple-shaped with flair shes disallowed
She's doing stupid raffles and selling her bits
If your business is in the air oh karen knows it
Karen knows your life and what you've ate for tea
Shes just told 5 strangers on the neighbourhood watch committee
She's spreading all these rumours and shes telling lies
Shut the f*ck up karen you have turkey drumstick thighs
Peeking through her blinds you better watch out
Pretending to do the garden when you scream and shout
Karen why you so nosey will you give it a rest
Please tell your stupid husband to take off the dirty vest
Whispers in the night
Neighbors feeling tight
She's got that eagle sight
Karen's always right
In her little world karen is protecting the street
Every secret gets unfurled with her crusty feet
Shes flying round the houses like an eagle in flight
But Karens only there to see what happend last night
Karen knows your life and what you've ate for tea
Shes just told 5 strangers on the neighbourhood watch committee
She's spreading all these rumours and shes telling lies
Shut the f*ck up karen you have turkey drumstick thighs